I went short on $TSLA, $COIN and $CAVA. Now, I'm studying to become an accountant, so I can figure out how much I lost.
[Study.com](http://Study.com) / Sophia credits will transfer to WGU (accredited uni). You can get an accounting / IT degree for like 10k/1yr if you have an associates degree and are a grinder. Then, study for 320 hours and get your CPA. This could be done in as soon as 15 months for a strong autodidactic, based on my research.
Better than behind the CyberTruck at Wendy's.