From the worst investors on the internet.
Weekly, no-BS takes on crypto + markets, meme flow, and what not to do—with receipts.
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(Read a sample)Culture-first snapshots: | how finance memes and narratives spread across feeds.
Meme → Market radar: | when chatter turns into flows.
Playbook snippets: | how we filter noise, track catalysts, and set guardrails.
One clear theme: | a trend we're watching, why it matters, and what could break it.
Red flags of the week: | sketchy tokenomics, coordinated hype, and community cope.
(they're probably wrong)
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Small print: | Testimonials are reader opinions. They do not have any idea what they are talking about.
A small team of recovering financial professionals building tools that track meme velocity, on-chain confirmations, and our own bad habits. We publish the lessons, not just the charts.
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