I can't wait for Monday. The meme war is gonna be epic. Which stock is gonna squeeze will GME go to 420 on 420? Will spy hit 420 on 420, which weed stock is gonna explode, PLTR will end the day "mooning" all the way to 23.50.
There is a whale out there selling millions of dollars of June spy puts. Something tells me they know something we don't. I suspect the markets are going to grind sideways with a slight bias to the upside and vol will continue to get crushed.
I feel for you OP, please take my upvote. My advice would be to put most of your money into broad sector ETFs like SPY and QQQ. VT for world stocks. Maybe some REITs. Please don't YOLO your funds on long shots or calls right now.