Genuinely can’t understand how anyone could be a substantial amount of money into $TSLA It could dump 50% and every talking head would still say it’s over valued Disclaimer I am msft bagholder

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Msft is down 2 dollars. I would say ur fucked but it’s Microsoft

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I bought SOXS calls expecting a sell of leading up to MU earnings.

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personally i think options should be tradeable during AH and PM, pretty dumb it’s not

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I banged another hooker once who was falling asleep while giving me head. I said wtf. So she took out a crack pipe, smoked it, and went turbo mode.

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My MSFT puts are gonna print. I love this pos.

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If I was black I’d be twice as rich

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i just wanna 👉🏻👌🏻and maybe cuddle bro then you can return to your own personal dwelling

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When I was 21 I told my gf I had since I was 17 that I never liked her because I didn’t know how else to end a relationship because it was my first time breaking up. Truth is I loved her still but got bored and wanted to sleep around because I was young and dumb. Found out later I absolutely destroyed her mental health and self esteem for years.

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