Former social studies teacher here: history has been getting gutted for a while now. If it isn’t Reading/Writing or STEM, schools treat it like PE lol

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Precision pumpkins maintain a 1:4.7 seed-to-pulp ratio with strict stem-to-plant mass compliance (0.08-0.12 coefficient). The real differentiator is ground contact patch dynamics - precision varieties achieve 145-160cm² contact area with radial load distribution symmetry, critical for stack stability during warehouse staging. Stem orientation is non-negotiable for futures delivery - precision pumpkins require 87° stem cant at harvest with less than 3° deviation. Big stem small plant phenotypes get rejected at grading due to improper hydraulic pressure ratios during growth phase - you need that 6:1 plant-to-stem mass ratio minimum or your gourd fails USDA volumetric compliance testing. The 2020 gourd crash taught everyone about base geometry standardization. Precision pumpkins hit ISO-compliant substrate adhesion metrics (0.42 friction coefficient on concrete), while standard gourds are all over the place with their irregular pericarpal development. It's the difference between a fungible agricultural commodity and decorative produce.

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In an alternate timeline: the year is 2025 President Harris is hosting a White House event celebrating LGBTQ in STEM with special guest Budweiser CEO Dylan Mulvaney. As a land acknowledgment is being given to start the event a White House aide approaches, “madam president, SPY has just surpassed 900 points.” Harris drowns her cackling with her fourth cosmopolitan of the afternoon.

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What is left for Donny to tweet to stem the bleeding?

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Chinese President Xi Jinping has drawn a clear red line in a bid to stem new US exports controls, threatening to reignite a tit-for-tat trade spiral with Donald Trump just weeks before a planned meeting between the leaders of the world’s biggest economies.

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Finna switch topics after this, but its never a positive sign to go to extreme lengths to block someone from buying something from the free market because you’re afraid they’ll eventually eclipse you It stinks of insecurity & highlights your inability to compete on a leveled playing field, it’s like 🇷🇺 in the Olympics Hopefully 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ isn’t as far behind as the metrics indicate regarding education, but this country’s pretty fuking dumb & it’s pretty depressing to see what upper division STEM curriculums entail in 2025 …anyways, SPX 6,888 🔜 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

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Where to find STEM/rich GF?

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$FLNC is the real play. Stem is in rough shape and they’re not really doing the hardware side. They completely switched to software and it’s going to take a couple quarters to see if they can actually have their plan come to fruition with all the turmoil that’s been going on in the company. I think the reverse split stemmed really screwed up a lot of the trust that they had with the shareholders.

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Thoughts on STEM? Used to own it but its down to a 200mln marketcap now. Wonder if it could have a similar energy storage boom as this stock.

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