I still have 30 years left in the workforce, if I’m *lucky* and society doesn’t collapse or they figure out a way to make us live to 200 as long as we’re plugged into a work station on teams meetings watching C suite idiots talk about corporate vision.
Let this bitch crash. 2006 level spy in the $120s lmao fuck these boomers I want cheap as hell average purchase prices.
I’m not saying it’s impossible, but it’s highly unlikely that Jeffrey Epstein was Satoshi Nakamoto.
To build Bitcoin from scratch, you’d need serious computer science skills, cryptography, networking, and systems engineering. You’re talking about understanding hashes, digital signatures, Merkle trees, peer to peer networks, consensus, incentives, and writing low level code. You also have to think like an attacker and design something that survives in a hostile environment.
Satoshi literally wrote the original C++ code, explained the protocol clearly, and built a working decentralized money system. That sounds like a hardcore engineer or cryptography nerd. Epstein’s background was finance and social influence, not deep technical protocol design.
So yeah, I won’t rule anything out 100 percent. But based on the actual skills required, Epstein being Satoshi feels far fetched.
Also… when was he finding time to build Bitcoin between managing a pedophile network and a blackmail pipeline?