A woman is very afraid of the size of her opening. So she goes to her mother, she says what am I going to do I’m so big down there when I marry Harry he’s going to divorce me. Her mother says don’t worry sweetheart it runs in the family, do what I did when I married your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver, put it in there he’ll never know the difference. So she does. They have eight hours of sex after their marriage. She wakes up at 10 o’clock, he’s gone but there’s a note on her pillow. It says -: “My darling Harriet. To think that I waited a year to consummate our loving relationship makes my heart beat so loudly I’m surprised it didn’t wake you up. The only reason I’m not here now darling is that I’m at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence, we’ll have dogs and children. When the 5 o’clock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of love in your arms. Your loving husband, Harry. PS. Your cunt is in the sink. PPS. Gamma squeeze $OPEN

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The markets love to rotate to currently-trending stocks and themes, to ride a potential wave of momentum when they feel others might have topped-out for a bit. On that note, it's probably not a coincidence that stocks like MSTR, COIN, BITF, BMNR etc are all gaining momentum in tandem, while bitcoin is up 10k over the last couple weeks.

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On another note im one order away from free breadsticks from pizza hut

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I saw someone point out that the mortgage rates went up today lol (note I have not verified this as fact)

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So yesterday, the first move was fake, the second move was fake and gay, and the third move was the real move? Just taking note for next time. And today is just a continuation of the very legit 3rd move?

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On a serious note, why is this bullish for Nvidia? I understand for intel

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On a serious note, why is this bullish for Nvidia? I understand for intel

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He found a note in a wendys dumpster.

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Oh u/unhappyreach_ and u/bikkhu42 take note of correct usage

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#My wife left me a note on the fridge saying: “This isn’t working.” #She's dumb. The fridge works just fine. LMAO🤌

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