Ladies and Gentlemen don't forget the blindfolds 😷, masks 🤡 and dildos 📏 as we play the song "I see red - Massimo & Laura" next week. It will be a true 365 recreation there 🥲 (yes I've watched it with my soon to ex-GF) And remember that all the pain we suffer next week, will help us go to the toilet easily into the near future.

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I strongly recommend the market stops dumping so my gf won’t dump me

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Obviously. I met my gf on tinder. I worked nights and was on a multitude of dating sites because I had very little opportunity to socialize. After literally 100+ AI bot matches that couldn't respond to a basic get to know you question I had 5 real people matches after over a year of attempts, they all seemed to happen simultaneously. 2 were actually from my area. She was on Tinder for about the same amount of time since moving to a nearby area and told me the first day she had 500+ matches. Luckily for me most of those she responded to disqualified themselves saying dumb incel shit. I tried Tinder premium once and got a refund after a week because my experience didn't change at all and I was still inundated with bot accounts that couldn't handle follow up questions. You couldn't convince me to pay for any of the dating apps with a gun to my head. You'd think these tech wizards running multi-million dollar companies could code some bots of their own to run Turing tests, weed out the accounts randomly asking for Cashapp payments and Amazon gift cards after 10 minutes of conversation and quarantine them in a forgotten corner of the database having endless bot on bot conversations but instead I'm supposed to waste all my time? Their entire business model is flawed.

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Futes flatter than my 28aa gf boobs. Boy oh boy

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needed to save my account so asked my gf calls or puts and she said puts so that's why we dipped. first one's always free

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Maybe Bezos dumped his gf and bought back AMZN.

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That's a terrible way to talk about your gf

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When they said it would be volatile, I knew it would be as flat as your high school gf

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I would sell my gf and put all the money on NVDA. 

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Nvidia is green!!!!!!!!! I need therapy. My gf is calling me aucustic with my stock obsession 😭😭😭

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