I got bored and turned stocks into "Tinder Profiles" using AI. Which one are you swiping right on? **1. Tesla ($TSLA)** * **Headline:** "I’m literally powering the future (and your anxiety)." * **Bio:** I’m high-maintenance, obsessed with Mars, and I have serious mood swings. One day I’m buying you a Cybertruck, the next day I’m tanking your entire portfolio. Can you handle the drama? * **Red Flag:** My boss tweets too much. **2. Ford ($F)** * **Headline:** "Reliable. Classic. Probably reminds you of your grandpa." * **Bio:** I’m not flashy. I won’t take you to the moon, but I’ll pay for dinner (dividends) every quarter. I’ve got baggage (debt), but I’m built tough. * **Red Flag:** I haven't moved in 5 years. **3. NVIDIA ($NVDA)** * **Headline:** "I'm the popular girl everyone wants right now." * **Bio:** I’m expensive, I’m running the AI revolution, and I know I look good. If you want a piece of this, you’re paying a premium. Don’t ask if I’m a bubble, just enjoy the ride. * **Red Flag:** One bad earnings call could give us both heart palpitations. **Be honest: Is this actually a fun way to find stocks, or is it just a gimmick?**

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At this point, everyone should stop looking at NVDA, AVGO, start checking Campbell Soup, this is the real technology company, it has brought 3D Print, bio-tech into everyone's daily life. It is the real pioneer in AI, Artificial Ingredients. Its cutting edge machine learning technology really has a machine running in the video !!!!!

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Buy Campbell Soup!!!!! It is the only technology company less than $1T!!!! It has 3D printing, Bio-tech, and Artificial Ingredients. Every buzz word y'all have pumped in the last 2 years!!!!

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Read their bio and i bet its one of those firms that was laundering nvidia gpus and selling them to china

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keep in mind bio stocks move on vibes and bald medicine is higher than average denied by fda

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It's literally just taking their average yearly revenue growth then looking at the past yearly performance. The 25b-30b number is because their 2024 total revenue is 25.5b, in 2023 it's 23b, there's an acceleration in bio tech stocks as money start pouring in from AI, so 25b would be a downturn estimate while 30b would assume the IPO will attract even more partnerships and investments. Analysts echoed 27b-35b for 2025. Also 10x isn't the hard part, not greeding for 20x and end up losing everything is the hard part.

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I have been reading about this Peter Tiel dude. I like him because he has a yacht, that is as far I got with bio. As such, my thesis is this, If i buy plantar i too can buy a yacht someday!!

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