Nah, just follow a simple plan of holding a index ETF like VT and not trying to time the market. No degen bets, no options, just steady DCAing into the index.
Next, go to the dentist, get your teeth fixed, and start using lotion on your hands and hands so that your price goes up. Try to hang out behind a nicer establishment than Wendy's since you'll always be undercut by gay crackheads there. Never go below $20 since that attracts a less classy crowd.
Invest all your earnings into VT and just let it slowly accumulate. And don't follow this sub.
After going through some stupid swings, I came out slightly ahead the past month. Dumped it all into VT cuz I don't wanna do dumb things anymore. Roast me.