Leopold really is one of us "potential footprint today of punting on 50k of far upside calls on NBIS in the FLEX market, paying 90 vol. bought 2.4mln of vega, paid more than 110mln in premium."

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vega gang winning

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Vega is about creep up for the next 2 hours so if you want to play the run up, buy a straddle 0dte in something flat and sell right before the minutes drop.

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Be me, 1:59 PM on FOMC day. I log into Reddit to check WallStreetBets, and thousands of smooth-brains are already weeping in the megathread. "B-bro, my 0DTE $720 calls lost 70% value in three seconds even though QQQ ticked up $0.50!" "IV crush is a hedge fund scam, JPow and Warsh rigged Vega against us bro!" Absolute paper-handed beta behavior. Imagine buying 400% implied volatility lottery tickets 60 seconds before a Fed rate decision and crying when the premium evaporates into thin air. What did you think was going to happen when the microphone turned on at 2:00 PM? You sat there sobbing into your cold Wendy’s fries because Delta couldn't outrun Vega. Pathetic. Real degenerates don't fear IV crush—we fuel up on it. Put the IV crush straight into my veins. Inject 0DTE volatility collapse directly into my main artery. I want the Greeks to violently rehouse my entire net worth before the press conference even hits the 10-minute mark. While you paper-hands are frantically setting limit orders trying to salvage $12 of premium, I am market-ordering 200 contracts of far-OTM options right into a $4.00 bid-ask spread. Enjoy your 1.5% annual yield risk-free high yield savings accounts, you risk-averse cowards. See you behind the Wendy's dumpster or on the moon at 4:00 PM.

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Who's vega

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but bro what if there’s a massive wick at fomc vega is gonna bend u over

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would vega and IV crush really fuck me or no if i buy at open

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