Every weekend is two full days where little toddler Trump can throw a toddler tantrum and invade or bomb a foreign country, try to fire FOMC board members or other appointed officials, randomly declare a common OTC drug like aspirin to cause Tourette's, or maybe he'll just start fucking a goat on live TV. The weekend is the time to ponder important questions, like: Is "Bubba" the horse, or Bill Clinton? NOTHING above is hyperbolic. These are real risks.

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a week where so many analysts and tv pundits mentioned the RSP *this much*… Time to make some larger bets on the Mag 7, you mfers don’t fool me lol

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Just had one of those Trader Joe's TV dinners. Surprisingly good.

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Those 5x moves aren't for you. They're for the market makers, the algos, the guys who know where the bodies are buried. You see them in your scanner after the fact, like watching a lottery winner on TV. The moment you buy, the edge is gone. You're the liquidity they're selling into.

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#House Hunting TV shows be like "I'm a kindergarten teacher and my wife is a origami artist and our budget is $1.6 million" LMAO🎅🤌

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Assholes on tv should have their personal ytd % next to their name

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Anyone have a good way to view 10 year yields?  Days like today, CNBC will just not show it on their app or in browser.  Don’t have cable TV, because I hate Disney.

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Did we invade Venzuela or did the CEO of SPY say the N word on live tv?

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** Brokerage JP Morgan raises PT for Alphabet GOOG to $385 from $340 ** Brokerage says GOOGL is its top pick into 2026 as JP Morgan expects AI leadership, stack strength, data advantages and global distribution to drive growth acceleration and margin stability ** "We continue to believe there is a healthy runway across Search and YouTube ads as AI drives higher ROI & TV dollars shift online" - JP Morgan ** Gemini App is gaining share with 650M+ MAUs, and we believe robust AI-driven demand will drive acceleration in Cloud growth into the 40's%+ range, JP Morgan says

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The purpose of linear tv is to make everyone in the room look at their phones

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