What does John F. Cennedy have to do with corn?

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*hot Doesn’t need to be that rich if she’s hot, but there’s probably a good chance that she is. Would say there’s a pretty strong correlation between the too, though that certainly doesn’t imply causation. I’ve met a fair number of 9s and 10s who certainly aren’t rich

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Have you ever met someone with a gambling problem that consistently wins?

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F@ck, my NVO stocks are crying in the basement right now.

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Dachshunds are conniving, Machiavellian, evil geniuses. They have deceived you. All the Poms I’ve met are chill AF. They’re like perma-blazed stoner dogs. Chihuahuas are the true assholes of the small dog world.

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Multiple income streams is the way. Do plan A M-F 9-5, plan B Friday and Saturday nights, plan C Saturday and Sunday morning, and plan D on vacation.

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I matched this girl on bumble one time and met up with her twice. She was a surgeon. She brought me to her apartment. We smoked a cigar on her fire escape. Then she told me that she accidentally killed someone at work that week. Then we had sexy time.

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# F O E V A

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Sunset at 5pm now? F this daylight savings time crap. Puts on my mental health 😵‍💫

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He prefers f-250 super duties

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