This is possibly the wildest night of my life and I’m still laughing uncontrollably as I type this. I scheduled to meet with a dude I met on Grindr (Kyle) over the weekend and we had only shared one pic. I guess over the weekend, he catches amnesia or something and completely forgets how I look. Fast forward to 9:30pm and Kyle texts me that he’s at the door. I opened the door, didn’t see anyone, and he had also completely ghosted me on text. I was sure at the moment I just got punk’d. He calls me 2 min later and here’s when I get the climactic run down. So he showed up and my LANDLORD (who I didn’t know was gay) opens the door and asks him “Grindr?” in which he automatically assumed was me. The greatest part of this is that I’m 6’1 and my landlord is 5’5, and he also just assumed he got cat-fished. Back to the story, my landlord gets naked and proceeds to suck this dude’s dick. 5 seconds into the bj he feels super uneasy and I guess somehow his memory kicks in and then he goes “wait, are you Joe?”. And that was the exact moment Kyle knew he done fucked up. Dudes, what are the god damn chances that my landlord schedules a Grindr hookup on the exact day AND time as me?? I’m still grinding my teeth at how cringe this wicked night was.

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I assume we met with Mr. Houthi who speaks for all Houthis.

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Depends. I’ve met some freaks

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Too many variables my ass. Buy Cheap and sell High, f the inflation rate smh

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That capitulation made too much sense, was skeptical it was so obvious. But if this holds, ber are cooked. Rate hike was well priced in, algos took this down to shake retail. Bought end of day. BA, AMZN, CASY, LEN, HD, WHR, F

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The scariest thing is that it learns from us. And look how f*cked up we are. I mean, it learned to cheat.

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You haven't met my mother

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F off, a lot of people start investing late. Why do you think there are gamblers here?

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have you met Korea?

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The idea to outgrow inflation is trickle down economy on steroids and speed. And trickle down economy has been proven to be f\*cking bullsh\*t...

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