They replaced their staff with AI. Now we have mass produce. Cabbage literally everywhere.

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Another mass ber extinction event. Never ever buy puts

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Monetary policy failure, since September. Human sacrafice… dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

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Yearly reminder that Kary Mullis was offed just prior to COVID so that he would not be available to contradict the mass use of PCR to prop up the entire COVID operation: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kary\_Mullis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kary_Mullis)

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The new administration could have simply not have done tariffs and a whole other rash of things when they got into office (mass deportations) and the economy would be humming.

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Step 1: Accept that you are wrong - you contradict yourself ("if I took 2-3 week longer options...") Step 2: Stop trying to gamble back your losses, read about managing tilt (poker books focus on this), it will help you identify that right now you're tilting, trying to do the next big win. Why do I say this? Well it's so fucking obvious from your graph - all those little spikes upwards those are moments when you could've taken back some of what you did win but chose to be a greedy tilting mor\*n instead. Step 3: Realize that proper speculations require more than just looking at a single company and looking for confirmation bias. LLMs will feed you garbage, just look at aleabito - dude had a few questionable wins during a bull run, gathered a following and now he outputs LLM bullshit that is just wrong and lacks any actual market research. He's now actively pushing questionable stocks that get pumped purely because his followers mass buy options forcing MMs to hedge. Step 4: If anything, go bogglehead for a very long time, until you calm yourself down (read the tilt management books). But go for a less US-exposed passive investment strategy (more balanced). I'm saying this mainly because right now the US market is really overvalued and it's just waiting for a brutal correction. If you don't believe me look at shitcos like RPI, AXTI, IONQ, SNDK, TSLA, etc. questionable financials, propped up by hype and unrealistic growth projections completely disconnected from reality. Step 5: Read a few books, go outside while you're a passive investor, try to really notice the mistakes you made that they mention in those books. If you want to ever come back, look for less risky strategies (like options writing on a cash account, i.e. lvl3 cash options, but starting with CCs).

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I hope the aliens look like the Asari from Mass Effect rather than the typical greys depiction, though it's not a deal breaker if the ass is fat.

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Eth is maybe the most useful crypto ever made, yet the way its supply works does not create a lot of scarcity. Not that it won’t go up in price, but it’s a bit of a different thing than btc and certainly different than the mass of shit coins that exist now. You should be solid buying dips until it reverses as long as your timeframe of holding is a decade+ . Hardly the face melting crypto action we all love though.

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This sub will have a mass meltdown if open went to like 20 after the last couple of weeks, it would be absolutely hilarious Not gonna happen but a boy can dream

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I can't wait for Nvida to announce the greatest earnings in the history of mankind, Jensen Huang to personally promise all of you free leather jackets, but there's one slightly negative thinig on page 756 of their filing that causes a mass sell-off and the whole market to crash except TSLA that goes up another 5%.

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