Start a companys, vibe one that deal with oil, one that does ai-something, and one that does quantum something else.
Get a small business loan. Loan it to one of the other companies at a higher interest rate (so the first company makes money on the loan), then have company B loan money to company III at an even higher interest rate so they make money, then have company C loan company first moneys so company iii makes money from the loan. Keep doing that until you get bought by open AI after their Google acquisition (and then added to the Google graveyard).
It's too complicated to fail. Make sure you invest in Microsoft too (for a copy of Excel since you'll have to keep track of stuff).
It's basically dumb reproof.