They eat two of the people with corn. ​ We call it maize.

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Bring a small microwave disguised as a baby Plug in said disguised baby Nuke one corn dog Rinse and repeat until you aren't hungry

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i wish they sold single corn dogs at the supermarket. every time i walk down the freezer aisle i see these boxes of like 20 corn dogs for fatties and i kind of want to try one because i haven't had a corn dog since i was a teenager but then i'd be wasting a bunch of corn dogs and money

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Why high fructose corn syrup

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oh wow a use case for corn that offers no improvement over preexisting technology?!?!?? stop the presses

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I don’t think they call it aunt jemima anymore but that was one. Corn syrup and coloring

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Lemme see. Corn at $1, spy at $200

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> In a world where there’s only 10 ears of corn, and each person needs 1 ear of corn to survive, but there are 12 people, what is the best thing you think should happen? Personally, I think 2 people are gonna bite the dust. Two people can’t just not eat? Doesn’t sound like value is arbitrary then, huh.

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Value is actually arbitrary, though, and you're ignoring something: In a world where there's only 10 ears of corn, and each person needs 1 ear of corn to survive, but there are 12 people, what is the best thing you think should happen? Personally, I think 2 people are gonna bite the dust. That's what's happening right now. Pandemic hit and wrecked everything, and there's going to be SOME kind of reckoning. Poor people are in a lose/lose. They'll either be priced out because inflation skyrockets too much and eventually wages won't be able to keep up (which also has the downsides of wiping out peoples' fixed-income values and asset worth, which is how most retired people survive), or they'll be priced out because of unemployment due to FED rate hikes limiting available capital/credit. There is no world where we're still short on supply and everyone gets what they need, regardless of how much money is out there.

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Corn does it on a weekly basis

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