shit corn going wild

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tf happened with corn?

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Do you want to join my "how to gamble" course? It's only 0.0001 corn a week

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Not corn. Not gold. ULTA was apparently the true store of value that withstands recessions and inflation alike 🙄

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Crypto bros being against CBDCs is too funny. I thought you guys liked the idea of being monitored for all your purchases ( like if I pay my coffee with corn the store can see my whole history of transactions. Accessible to any one in site like blockchain.info and such?)

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I 'ear corn futures are tradable.

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I need to track commodities more. Missed the move on sugar. The ripple effects. Dag nambit. I wish there was a high fructose corn syrup fund.

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If only there was a way to put your cash in CORN 🌽 to prevent EURO Police Bank Raids on your Accounts...

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keep sinking Corn

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Good morning Euro poors & fellow Anglo degens. As I sit here enjoying my usual bourbon & cocaine breakfast, I have a confession to make.... for yes I have sinned. Against all I've been taught by WSB, *I broke down and used proper money management behind your backs. I covered my $SCORN short at a recent 8% loss due to it's amazingly regarded climb of last month or so.* This of course is the reason for the current downward move in $CORN. I have covered. $CORN will now proceed to drill to the Earth's core. For those of you holding $CORN you are about to be fukt bigly. For those holding puts and short positions, your welcome. *Please forgive me WSB. Together we can stay regarded longer than we can stay solvent. No wait...*

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