You could get in your Carvana jalopy and mosey on over to Cava for a bowl of overpriced slop

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People treat these “rules” as though they’re a mythical bundle of sticks indicating when event x will happen Like in Costner robin hood when the old lady plays with the bones and blood and spit in the bowl

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I lied. It's just dispo weed in a bowl

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Protip, put the ramen and water into the bowl and microwave it. No need stove, saves you time and less chore.

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Well then, all that’s left in the port is dying INTC & NVDA calls, barely afloat LUNR calls, and in a bowl of rice BABA calls

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If that doesn’t work, try putting your phone in a bowl of rice.

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Don't forget about $BOWL. Setting them up and knocking them down.

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Right. >It’s remarkable how people can’t follow the simple adage of buying during fear and selling during greed Maybe they can and sussed out the greed? Idk, don’t ask me. $2T stonks are for friggin etfs in my retirement. Lotto-ticket options are fun, NVDA options just bets on the Super Bowl at this point.

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owl - pronounced *aol* bowl - pronounced *baol*? Like owl but with letter b?

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Imagine being a bowl…

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