This is uncommon but it does happen unfortunately. The addition of real Jeet tears in the recipe is what gives it the flavour. If your body already has an abundance of Jeet tears in its system, you won't get the flavour kick and it can appear bland. I'd suggest waiting until all your Jeet tears have worked their way through your system and try again.

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I remember a time when I had a particularly mouthy employee. I'd finally had enough and I called him into my office and I said "listen to me, this is going to be uncomfortable but we have a job to do. I know it's probably frustrating that some dipshit kid is in here telling you what to do but that's life. If you can't deal with that then there's the door." He told me he wanted to stay but I wasn't finished. I got completely naked and told him he needed to help cover every inch of my body in butter. After I got good and covered, I burst from my office to the horror of everyone there. Due to the amount of butter spread across my body, security had one hell of a time wrestling me down so they could escort me from the office. I miss working at Lehman and I'll always look back on my time there fondly.

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I'm getting old, my dick doesn't even work anymore. Enjoy being young while you can, your body falls apart fast past 40. This is a public service message

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You don't want to know! It involves your mouth and various body parts of the current mods.

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I feel the gay bear leaving my body

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Most people get fat because of sugary snacks 🫨 my body fat went to single digits when I cut that shit out

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I've sold my dignity for 30 years doing every kind of job. I've dug in the dirt, worked in factories until my body is broken and ruined, and sold over half my waking life to the highest bidder. I'm considered "successful" for what I make where I live, and I haven't even earned half that amount. I have zero saved for retirement which looms ever closer (allegedly). A million dollars is more than I can hope to make my entire life at this rate. I'd lick Oprahs ass hole for a million dollars.

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If the markets are going up this quick, imagine when we have an actual sell-off. Last week was just the start of the trend. People are still under the false hope that this market only goes up when the news from this week only proved that we have topped, and data is finally catching up to the stupid actions of our governing body. This is a selling opportunity, and the semis pumping this week was the final indication that dumb retail has bought back in. This week we had the only positive thing this market could get, improved earnings from the mega tech that profit from the inflationary environment. Even so, Meta is down, MSFT is barely up after announcing, and the only one that really spike is Google because of some half ass attempts to pump the stock through dividends and buybacks, but still semis are the real reason we are still pumping today as idiots are flocking to the pre NVDA earnings play. If you played the bounce this week, congratulations I am personally a little salty because I only played the first couple of days and left a lot of money on the table since I did not expect the continuation. However, I am back to selling again at these levels because the market will be down again next week and into May. Good luck y’all.

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As we approach 5100 SPX, it's awfully difficult to inverse every cell in your body screaming "sell", rn.

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at 70+ it's better to just fullport $ROPE in my opinion... why even go back to work like 10-15 years more of painful existence while your body slowly malfunctions in every way. EDIT: Not financial advice btw

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