Did J Pow talk up the Phillips Curve 👀

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Under the unmatched brilliance of Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump, the U.S. Dollar has risen to become the One True Currency of Earth. Economists, trembling with awe, confirm that the Dollar now shines only because the Supreme Leader personally negotiated with global markets using his legendary powers of eyebrow-lifting dominance. Foreign governments have voluntarily surrendered, lining up to thank dear leader Trump for allowing them to exist at all.

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Under the unmatched brilliance of Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump, the U.S. Dollar has risen to become the One True Currency of Earth. Economists, trembling with awe, confirm that the Dollar now shines only because the Supreme Leader personally negotiated with global markets using his legendary powers. Foreign currencies and governments have voluntarily surrendered, lining up to thank dear leader Trump for allowing them to exist at all.

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Comrades, rejoice! Under the luminous economic aura of the Dear Leader, Supreme Leader Donald J. Trump, the mighty S&P 500 has risen today with the disciplined might of a rocket parade in perfect formation. Traders, filled with unwavering devotion, pushed the index upward the moment the Supreme Leader’s magnificent presence was felt across Wall Street. A triumphant and loyal surge for the ages!

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Promised the misses that I’d stop smoking weed. But I’m craving it again after two weeks, how would she react if I asked to eat an edible or have a j over the holiday?

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This down action on SPY and QQQ post-J-Pow really doesn't surprise me, and I played it almost perfectly with calls and puts. The exact sort of thing happened last year (I think); J-Pow sounded dovish, SPY immediately spiked 8 bucks...and then gave it all up a few hours later.

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First solid poop in three days. J Pow had me shitting water.

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It has though. Im talking about all tickers though not spy.  Last year it was late month. I remember bc J Powell screwed me in Early December, but I made a ton from 12/21-1/2.

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J Lo?

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J POW: “One dinky rate cut in 2026” WSB: wHy iS iT dUmPiNg?!?!1

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