Alexa, play Kpop Demon Hunters "GOLDEN". Load XAUUSD chart please. 1min ticks. Turn on VWAP and RSI. \*puts sunglasses on\* *I love money.*

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>I managed to turn 11k into 34k so far Idk, to me it looks like you managed to turn 42k into 34k so far

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Ofcourse, you turn to some WSB loser now for advice. That's the way.

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I'm still waiting for the Energy sector to do another massive bull run, when the fuck will it be our turn.

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Somehow went from 250 to 9k playing spy 0dtes in less than a month after reviving a dead webull account that still had 250 in it without depositing a penny more. Still lost like 30k this month on earnings (theta gang of course), so probably won’t play another ER anytime soon (expect all the big tech ones to be completely flat). Nevertheless, must be doing something right to get a 36x return. Could deposit 250k (which is pretty much all the money I have but still have a good tech job that I’m less than a year into, so wouldn’t be the end of the world if I lost it, but would still feel like shit) and see if I could turn it into $9M and buy a Lambo, which of course I’d never do, but always a fun thought experiment. Will still see if I can turn that 9k into 324k assuming another 36x return…

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“Turn left!” <turns right> “Damnit, I said LEFT!!” <🎯You’re absolutely right! I should have turned left instead of right when you said to turn left. Do you want me to turn left next time you say turn right? Or should I turn left when you say turn left?>

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Fuck the way my calls are going I’m about to turn bear

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Turn on some more indicators please

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Do you like having 230k? Gambling with 0 dte is a great way go turn that into 130k.

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That he can turn it into 750k in 15 mins? 

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