We're gonna tap 710 tomorrow you heard it here first

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Bers eating bowl of ice and tap water for dinner

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Today would be the day for it to tap 670 then 

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Tap tap tap, this market on?

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With this 25% tax, why would Nvidia want to sell to China? Aren’t their chips supply constrained by TSMC? If so, it’s better to sell at full price to literally anyone else, at 100%. Only if they can produce excess chips would it make sense to tap into the lower margin market.

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I’ll travel the world, drinking every country’s tap water, suffering every conceivable illness until I’m invincible. It will be my life achievement

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Not surprising but CNBC Fed survey of fund managers, traders, and economists expect Hassett to be more of a dove than Powell. Given Powell himself is objectively one of the more dovish chairs throughout history, that would be very accommodative for markets. >The December survey shows 84% believe President Donald Trump will tap Hassett, director of the National Economic Council, to head the central bank. But only 11% think that’s what the president should do. Fed Governor Christopher Waller is the favored pick of 47% of respondents, followed by Kevin Warsh at 23%. But only 5% of respondents think Trump will pick either of the two. >76% of respondents think the next Fed chair will be more dovish than current Fed chief Jerome Powell. >A 51% majority believe the next Fed chair is likely to fulfill the president’s desires for lower rates, compared to 41% who believe he will act independently.

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Give a love tap to her butt, kiss her cheeks, and tell her you love her. You’ll never have to buy a gift again.

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Fed has only not done what the market is expecting 1% of the time historically. They will not want to crash the market while unemployment is trending upward to super fuck people who may need to tap into their investments to get by temporarily. That will already be causing some selling pressure on its own and might create a cascade of panic selling as well. Not good. Fed will cut

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Just caught a trailer for the new Avatar. Life on that planet seems exhausting. Didn’t he just want to walk again and tap some blue booty. Just catch an uber ship back to earth, mate.

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