Just buy a seat at a djt dinner for $xx,xxx,xxx and you can count the heads

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When you’re born in this world, you’re given a ticket to the freak show—and when you’re born in America, you’re given a front row seat!

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Should I pay $300 for a bad seat at the mariners game tonight? Seems kinda hype – also never been to a baseball game irl and don't know if a bad seat actually exists

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Jassy is killing me. I need a true narcissist in the driver seat.

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🗣️ I see ya lookin at mEeEEeeE like I'm some kinda frEeaAk get up outta your seat WHY DON'TCHA DO SOMETHIN'!!!!!

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Google why does the seat of my pants smell like hot fart residue and also why did my wife leave me 

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Just came home on a flight where my neighboring seat person was a person of hefty proportions to the point 30% of my seat was taken up by the dude's side. If this is some liberal don't fat shame treat everyone equally bullshit policy of the airline they better get some reality slapped to the face because the law of physics doesn't care about your feeling or politics. 2 objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time, chunky man should be forced to pay for 2 seats.

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High prices is a given for any apple product as it has been for the last 20 years everybody knows this. Back then during Steve Jobs time apple innovated circles around everybody to justify those prices but Tim Cook been keeping the seat warm doing nothing unless you count the M2 chip which was revolutionary for about a year until competitor caught up.

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The US military has 5 years of MREs stored at any time. Not concerned with them. And yes, you could be correct, I expect just that to happen to large farmers. The funniest thing is the simple fact that only 50% of the country knows how to cook and out of that maybe 50% of those can cook something that is edible every time. Produce goes bad within 30 days unless rapidly preserved. We will probably be able to have a front row seat watching 30% of the country starve to death with food in their homes because they cannot figure out what to do with it.

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seat belts on for the last 15min ride!

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