Our one chance at volatility in this retardarket is a fed uprising over appointing a dude that doesn't even have a high school diploma (Miran) and then unanimously vote no change or raise rates (minus Miran voting for negative infinity rates).

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Pull that rug so hard bulls kids will have a dent on their head. 🌈🐻

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Just admit you went to prison for stalking a Hooter's waitress

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Sometimes but usually it’s just a POS way of losing cash on bull traps

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In this market? A correction stands for "The correct move is calls."

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Why would the dollar rebound on a rate cut?

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Overdue for a correction

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overbought across the board, dollar gonna have a slight rebound on the rate cut and equities gonna sell off

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Powell has the opportunity for a pro gamer move tomorrow...

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why are you such a party pooper

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