That was my guess. I had a buddy we’d go to greyhound racing with, he’d bet on all the dogs, then just show the stub that was the winner. Real life karma farming

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PYPL is the dog of dogs

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A woman is very afraid of the size of her opening. So she goes to her mother, she says what am I going to do I’m so big down there when I marry Harry he’s going to divorce me. Her mother says don’t worry sweetheart it runs in the family, do what I did when I married your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver, put it in there he’ll never know the difference. So she does. They have eight hours of sex after their marriage. She wakes up at 10 o’clock, he’s gone but there’s a note on her pillow. It says -: “My darling Harriet. To think that I waited a year to consummate our loving relationship makes my heart beat so loudly I’m surprised it didn’t wake you up. The only reason I’m not here now darling is that I’m at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence, we’ll have dogs and children. When the 5 o’clock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of love in your arms. Your loving husband, Harry. PS. Your cunt is in the sink. PPS. Gamma squeeze $OPEN

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$5k on SOXL calls bought last month. Bought some more leaps on DNN, IOVA, and PSKY. I’m out. Good luck you dirty dogs

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I’m gonna buy the AMD dip. Two can play that game and I have no doubts Su-bae can also partner with one of the other big chip dogs too.

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“Hide your wives hide your daughters and hide your dogs he’s fucking everybody”

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*dogs

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Courgettes are the kind of dogs the Queen kept 

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My Polish grandparents taught me how to evade dogs in the woods, not fucking drones  FML 

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#Ok, hear me out #What if we make a cartoon about a bunch of dogs that do construction....one of them is handicapped.

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