I’m going to buy a double dipped mint chocolate chip waffle cone tomorrow. Right after I finish my A-5 Wagyu

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This reminds me of Enron circa 1999 Enron "sold" assets at inflated prices to their SPVs, recording fake profits. The hedges were worthless because the collateral was Enron's own stock so if Enron's stock price fell, both sides failed. One big self licking ice cream cone circle jerk And instead of Sarbanes-Oxley we will get Occasio-Cortez-Taylor-Green, probably

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A vanilla cone phone would be sweet

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Fr almost worse than a man eating a ice cream cone 🍦 😏

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