How is soxl trades halted rn wtf

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SOXL is making me want to put my dick in the oatmeal.

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My shorts are bearily held up not to expose my bear asshole by the last minute SOXL hedge.

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I stopped buying options 3 weeks ago and went balls deep in soxl and tqqq. Too much taco and fud

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SOXL calls since Friday. Blow and hookers this weekend are on me.

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It's the only way really. And people hate it, but use charts to choose entries and exits. My Roth IRA has a 78% 1 year return by doing this. No options, er very few. It was mostly SOXL, TQQQ, and some higher beta tech stocks and crypto plays. This week will be telling. We're getting catapulted into the balance range above overnight. Big call walls. Do we reject or finally start a breakout? We're opening above the 200 day moving avg. Looking for us to come back down and test that, and hold. At which point we have a higher high and it's on like donkey Kong.

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Soxl babyyy

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Im 100% cash right now but almost bought SOXL calls today. Would’ve been sweet if I did 

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I think it's a smart move on some stuff. Liquidity is famously thin in AH and pushed around by retail. Soxl is up like 14% right now, but may actually open closer to 10. Idk, it's a gamble. We may get a mother squeeze tomorrow as well

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Fuck I was thinking to buy soxl calls today cuz no way he nukes Iran 

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