\*toothless grin thumbnail followed by three belts-in-fist thumbnails\* HAHAHHA!!!

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You touch down in Vegas and hop into a cab, eager to make your fortune at the nearest casino. The cabbie turns around says to you, "I've heard of a casino that's rigged in favor of the player. Always lands on black." You agree to check out this rigged casino. You arrive at the floor and the floor manager greets you with a wink and nudges you. "At this casino, all you have to do is put it all on black. We'll take care of the rest." You check out the action at the biggest roulette table. A croupier named Jerome is taking bets and as he sees you approach, he winks: "i've rigged this wheel to always land on black - you're going to be so fucking rich! You grab your chips and slam them down. "32 red". Jerome gives you a bemused look. "Uh, sir?"" You grin smugly and reply firmly "32 red". Confused, Jerome spins the wheel. Black. Again, you bet on red. Jerome frowns. You lose your money again. You'll be back next week to put all your money on weekly puts though. "Fucking market is so rigged!", you scream at Jerome, as you leave the casino.

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I guess spy will continue to fuck my calls. Caligula would grin.

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