Microsoft sounds like it’s a good time to go all in for me right now. Get in now. Gain 50% next year. What’s got you shaking?

---

Microsoft better have something to show for all this money they are spending or the S needs to go.

---

I need +.5% let's go!

---

BREAKING: IRAN DELEGATES were set to leave with NO DEAL until JD VANCE mounted a COUCH and started FUCKING IT crazy style upon which Araghchi yelled "GO WHITE BOY GO" thus reaching a deal 😱😍🫡

---

Why don't the 3rd world people want to stay in their countries? Don't the good guys in the west go in and help them for centuries? 😇

---

How do you know the stock will "normalize" after that , lol And is this a stock you held less than a year? You realize it may not even go down enough to even cancel out the short term gains tax rate difference vs long term gains. You should probably sell some of it on the price spike. Especially if this is a large holding for you, it doesnt really sound like youre ready to risk that much money on one stock.

---

Do you think servicenow stock will go up if a new ceo takes over?

---

Just buy stonks. They always go up. It’s not that difficult, even for someone as highly regarded as yourself.

---

Theres still time to jump in. Its looking theta now but it will go green dildo after open

---

Go grey and be done with it already! This is ridiculous!

---