Due doo.

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The is market is doo doo butt

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you're missing their horrible movies and their inability to come up with something new, plus, there's not any new franchising for them to buy...or maybe they'll buy scooby-doo or kiss, or both, and then, "strong sell".

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this company is diluting doo doo

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**Ber at open:** *”prepare for the flash-crash. You’re all going to rue the day you bet against a statistically improbably market event happening for no reason!”* **ber now:** *Ber crawling on the floor looking for their anooses like Velma in Scooby-Doo*

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Hi everyone, stop using toilet paper to schmear doo doo on your cornholes and install a bidet sprayer. It costs like 40$ on amazon and is one of the best purchases of my life.

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I work in the bond market and I've been following Carvana for a while. Carvana is basically an subprime lender that cosplaying as an used car company. A big part of their business is orginating car loans, warehousing the loans, and then securitizing them to sell to bond investors down the pipeline. They did 11 of these bond deals last year and 1 deal last quarter. These bonds are very attractive because they are a mix of credit risk and pay out double to triple Fed rates. The average APR for Carvana loans is 7.95%–27.95% - their car loans are grossly overpriced. I think they are vultures selling cars to people that can't get approved for a car loan from anyone else. My bet is Carvana reposses's a large number of subprime cars and then just recycle inventory. It's not illegal but just extremely shady. Their entire business model enables this - they can repossess a car and have the car back in inventory and sold with a new car loan in a short period of time. Doing it all through an app just lets them scale this at a massive scale. My guess on where the fraud is occurring in how these loans and sales are moved between companies. Garcia also owns BridgeCrest Acceptance who is Carvana's loan servicer and also originates their own subprime loans. With BridgeCrest, Garcia has a private company where he warehouse bad loans, and with Drivetime he can move inventory/sales from them to Carvana. All these corporate entities and structures to me smells like bad doo doo on a hot humid day. [https://investors.carvana.com/\~/media/Files/C/Carvana-IR/reports-and-presentations/carvana-101-pre-securitization-financing.pdf](https://investors.carvana.com/~/media/Files/C/Carvana-IR/reports-and-presentations/carvana-101-pre-securitization-financing.pdf)

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Your level of stupidity amazes me..you the deep in the matrix do doo type to gauge someone's with type of job they do..do you know how much HVAC technicians earn in Seattle?..I trade stocks FT for last ten years..I can give you a ride to work

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Yeah, but all of these services have the data crunching built on top of their core, in some form. Databricks has their multi-language code notebook. Snowflake has a similar notebook (Snowpark, I think?), plus some app store/environment to get third party doo-dads that are built on snowflake. Sagemaker is more about the notebook & code. ADF is a mix of ingestion and coding environment to do stuff with it. So they all just blend together in terms of what does stuff. In any case, I feel like Snowflake is super heavy on hype and fugaze, so pretty sure we're on a similar page there.

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It’s the Final Countdown (do do doooo doo, do do do do dooo)

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