Lmao, can't believe I let those chumps on MSNBC scare me out of my Amazon shares. Oh well, still have a shit ton of Tqqq and NVDA calls, which will hopefully get a halo effect

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Hello Michael Burry, my old friend, I’ve come to lose my gains again, Because Fiserv softly creeping, Tanked my calls while I was sleeping, And the ticker that was planted in my app Still remains… Within the sound of GUH. In restless dreams, I rode a bus, Diamond hands, no faith in trust, ‘Neath the halo of a Reddit meme, I turned my phone on — saw the screen just scream, When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a short squeeze bright, That split the night… And touched the sound of ligma. And in the naked light I saw, Ten thousand traders, maybe more, People crying without speaking, People YOLO’ing without thinking, People writing sell sell sell that echoed through the void, And Burry sighed… “I’m not selling.” “Fools,” said I, “you do not know, Market pain like tendies grow. Hear my words that I might teach you, Take my chart that I might reach you.” But my words, like nofap streaks, fell flat and failed, And echoed in the memes I mailed. And the people bowed and prayed, To the Fed pivot they’d made. And the stonks flashed out their warning, In the memes that they were spawning. And the sign said, Drink choccy milk and roll the dice… But remember — This is not financial advice.

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wait are Azure servers actually down? i cant play Halo infinite right now. Is this actually a thing?

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Who remembers how epic this map was on Halo 3?

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"Gamestonk jumps as WH shares halo meme of 🥭 in master chief armor" Real headlines in 2025. What a time to be alive

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343 studios destroyed halo them stupid fucks

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Roaring 20s, economy is ripping to no end, no stupid halo Instagram posts are gonna take the US down

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Gov shutdown, china tariffs still on, offical whitehouse instagram posting orange as chief from halo and mentioning the game stock. what the fuck is going on?

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they dumped fake meat to pump Halo

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