Ha! What a fucking terrible contract!!! Wheeling is like picking up $1 bills in front of a steamroller and you gave that fucker 180 days to run your ass over.
Sorry OP, but theta/time decay is like fucking lesson #1 of the wheel. Did you do even a second of research on the strategy before pissing away $6k?
Ha hopefully and not just another hyperinflation period immediately following and then a debt spike, followed by severe austerity measures to pay the new interest balance. Baby will be lucky to hit toddler age before shit materializes.