Ah ha ha, the market makers will destroy all the puts at open, but then those same market makers will destroy all your calls at the close.

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Just Wait until Bitcoin goes to 1 Billion per 33,333 BTC. Ha!  Saylor will have the last gaff. Oh wait.

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As a long time MNST investor... these headlines always freak me out until I realize I'm an idiot, and they're about Microstrategy. Then I think... ha, at least I'm not stupid enough to invest in a company that just "does bitcoin" with extra steps.

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Ha you don’t have to be a boglehead. There is a middle ground.

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Ha! Was just humming that to myself a couple days ago.

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Thanks for the love. Figure I've lived enough bs, bout time I lost some real money too. Ha. I kid. Either way, sure the weather will clear. Just the question of when.

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To all the people who are down, I feel your pain. I lost over 700K back in 2018 and was never able to recover my money but here I am - still losing ha ha. Hang in there ladies. I heard there are a lot of spots still available in the shelters. You'll be just fine!

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Ha no tqqq soxl and many 2x single stock etfs

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Ha you guys are so dumb losing your money, meanwhile my paycheck is exactly the same as it was last year. ...wait... shit...

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Ha ha ha BTC at 66k what is this Throwback Thursday? (it's down below 64k now)

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