Can’t get any better watching Tik Tok guru crapto 🌽 traders in shambles

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You must be rich then guru

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nooo amazon is gonna go up. I paid 950 dollars for a 15 min financial advice session with a trading guru. He said its gonna moon for sure. Thus %88 of my life saving are in calls expiring on 01/16

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This guys about to get a taste of options lol this is literally the worst way to start trading them, 1 big win and he’s in guru gambling mode RIP sir

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Ok guru.

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The person above will be the "stock guru" at thanksgiving

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NVDA is the highest valued company in the world, you are looking at 1 week. You are a real investing guru.

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