Why spike to crash and why crash to spike it all seems so arbitrary - they want to pin it flat with extra steps who knows why

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It’s Friday. We gonna close flat just to fuck everyone here. The real movement is Sunday night future.

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Believe it or not, flat

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And unemployment (as reported) is down to flat.  Didn’t we all decide inflation was “conquered” and now need to turn to “weakness” in the labor market to justify lowering rates?  What next?  Fucking spaceships with aliens wanted lower rates?

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Sorta funny if we end the day flat, me thinks probably not though

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#Literally every single day the same thing. Overnight futures are green and we pump before open. Then we pump some more at open. Hang out at day's high for an hour. Then comes the noon fade and we close flat or red. LMAO🤌

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"Friday, Donny, is OpEx, the Thetagang day of flat. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking pump*!"

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No news, flat day. lol

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I’m not even gonna make fun of bols this was supposed to be their Christmas and we’re flat

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PRICED IN. WILL BE FLAT

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