About 10 years ago I got invited to play on a beer league softball team where I barely knew anyone. I’m BSing with a guy in the dugout and I ask him about his job. He proceeds to tell me he’s the D of Accting at a medium sized regional US publicly traded company and he’s swamped bc he’s in charge of putting the presentation together for the CFO to give on the Q4 earnings call. I say something like “oh well I hope it all goes well” and he says “oh it’s going to be great, we just had the best quarter in company history, blew out all the numbers, and next year we’re looking to double”. I said…….oh yeah?

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highly profitable tech conglomerate funds r&d --> good, responsible, forward thinking, chad confidence in their future highly profitable tech conglomerate invests in somewhat speculative other company that's not profitable but has high revenue growth --> insane, profligate, a sign of crisis, vaguely satanic, probably a scam why do you people think like this???

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America has a pretty shitty K/D ratio against guys in sandals. Along with losses in foreign investment capital and international relations for the next few decades.

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_Rep. Brad Sherman (D-CA) denies he was looking at pornography on plane, says: “This was on Twitter. These pictures came up on ‘For You.’”_ He’s right. Don’t ask me how I know

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What's a good options play to make me alot of money :D

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PSA: Don't forget to D R S your BRK.A shares. We can't let the shorts win.

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SPY $689 on Monday, opens over +1.5% and if I’m wrong I’ll suck your d***

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AI companies and those that exist to support them are often described as having a 'circular investment model'. Chat, what is a circle in 3-D? A sphere or a...(I legit feel like this is that office episode where Michael buys the phone cards)

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I think it was gluck gluck 3000'd

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Fk SMH, MU boys are beta su Bae can have this D

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