azdweller - 5 upvotes - source
Abe: Gets assassinated Nikkei: Guess I’ll moon

KanyeWestInvest - 2 upvotes - source
its a abe tribute

stiveooo - 1 upvotes - source
abe made his party win hard now they have enough seats to change the constitution and gow ar mode=bullish

Independent-Craft-46 - 1 upvotes - source
He’s a 3 but he Murked Shinzo Abe

 

plzplzplztendies - 23 upvotes - source
this sub buying puts at 360 seems like a good idea, crash is happening. This sub also Buying calls at 390 seems like a fantastic idea.

bearhunter429 - 15 upvotes - source
First dead cat bounce was in March where SPY rallied from $400 to $460. Second dead cat bounce was in May where SPY rallied from $380 to $420. Third dead cat bounce was this month when SPY rallied form $365 to $390. The next dead cat bounce will be in September when SPY rallies from $310 to $330.

bearhunter429 - 13 upvotes - source
In the first week of January, SPY hit $480 which was the top of the first half of the year. The bottom for the first half of the year was $362. In the first week of July, SPY hit $390 which is the top of the second half of the year. The bottom for the second half of the year will be around $260.

Tfarecnim - 11 upvotes - source
People who bought calls at 390, why do you hate money?

ComprehensiveLaw1961 - 10 upvotes - source
390 puts because why not

External-Outcome7579 - 10 upvotes - source
I’m afraid to go to sleep and wake up futures dramatically reversing and spy at $390

Tfarecnim - 9 upvotes - source
362 -> 390 wasn't enough for greedy bulz.

plzplzplztendies - 8 upvotes - source
Imagine not loading up on 1dte puts when spy failed 390 42069 times

approachingX - 7 upvotes - source
Puts at 390 were so free

Salty_Philosophy7960 - 6 upvotes - source
Where have you been? We went from $362 back up to $390 lmao
 

ConfusedPhilosopher3 - 16 upvotes - source
If futes hit-50 I’m cashapping everyone here $10

Chrg88 - 12 upvotes - source
Bearhunter will see futes at -0.06% and will say they/them/ze/zer called the collapse of American society

bearhunter429 - 12 upvotes - source
Bitcoin down -3.2% since Friday 4 pm. Futes will open with a pretty big gap down. Dead cat bounce is over.

LightBoyRick69 - 11 upvotes - source
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Futes are Red, and I'm a miserable loser cunt piece of bitch shitbag

NaiveDare7532 - 10 upvotes - source
Futes just dumped!

get_MEAN_yall - 10 upvotes - source
futes drill'n bul fuk

Hl_IM_MR_MEESEEKS - 9 upvotes - source
For those who still don't know about the new Reddit feature, you can now live futes on r/futanari

Jaffrojones - 9 upvotes - source
Holy crap, futes getting crushed

tehbui - 9 upvotes - source
My puts are scared. These massive red futes are always fake and gay

infamous9111 - 9 upvotes - source
FuTeS rEcOvErInG