Well after a lot of euphoria we I managed to endup flat :D :D

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yea, we have Jay-D Vance in the hotseat

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Larry Ellison is now richer than Elon Musk. Guess he should've taken the whole shaft and not just the 🍄 tip. This fucking crash is going to be W I L D.

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I was wondering wtf was this shit... just a new IPO p&d

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Well, I have consistently said over the year if it´s not in the data it´s not in the data, only to be proven wrong in the end by the observation that the data was flawed. Today I can´t. That "surprise" drop of PPI just when the Don orders inflation to be down and the FED is looking at a rate cut and the BLS head has been replaced and an "investigation" into BLS practices has started does not sit well with me. It stinks. It strongly feels like the BLS has become the BLBS. And if I am right we are now flying blind into a thunderstorm. You just can´t contain inflation when the economic data is shaped to the gut feelings of an autocrat. For the stock market for now this obviously means it can go on a tear. No puny economic facts are going to get in the way anymore and the race to rate cuts is in full swing. Yes, it´s possible for bumps to happen. It may be an aborration. But I am not buying this one. Not without some more convincing reasoning. We´ll see the CPI tomorrow. I´d no longer be surprised if it was down to 2.5 % yoy miraculously.

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nope. doubt they'd ban me when i flip my 12 shares of klarna they graciously allotted me :D

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i'm too weak to move. please come near. i need to share something private about myself and i only trust you. >!i haven't 69'd my gf for a very long time and i would like to!<

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IT'S DEAD. D-E-A-D! ITS NOT UP 10%! WHICH MEANS ITS DEAD TO ME. (My throwaway comment was about iv btw) IV has crushed massively since yesterday

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how long would mine be for $325 call? :D

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This is like a D student all of the sudden getting a double A+

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