ORCL P/C Ratio at 1.078 lmao

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If I was c-suite at AAPL I’d suggest phone refreshes(maybe other devices too)every couple years to truly innovate, bring something fresh to market, and give devs, designers & engineers some breathing room. iPhone holds the highest resale value and is an industry leader. Nothing left to prove in that arena. They’d probably fire me, then move on with my proposed rollout plan out of homosexual spite, but in the end I’d be right and that’s what leadership should be about. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS BANTER. -BLO SBUX 75

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CHWY $37.5 c 1/26 🚀 AI is so played out

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Fat ass with a oversized b cup that borders c

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I will forecast in our 5 yr LTP 1660% data center growth. Now perhaps we are not in datacenter business, we are a plumbing company but i should get buy in from the c-suite. 

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I’m either in the A/C, the pool or the ocean lol. It does help I’ve lived in Florida for years at a time though so I’m accustomed to humidity

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If we could get a Mini with USB-C that would be choice. For now I'll keep my 13 mini

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Get a real broker you c*nts

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I think there's 30-50% upside in AI plays next year (NVDA, GOOGL, MSFT, AMZN, etc etc). I'll be using my dumpster-behind-Wendy's cash to boost my positions and recommend you all do the same (but not at the same Wendy's as me b/c it's hard to get even twenty bucks a turn in this job market).

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Fuck me... sold ORCL 240 C at close

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