The reason why TSLA only goes up all day every day is because normies on this sub can't afford the options premiums It's just hedge funds, algos, and trading desks slamming calls and gamma squeezing it all day with an un-said hand shake they are all going to work together and generate free money.

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un-fking believable.

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Because i can sell un ripe berries

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Smart toilets, followed up with un-skippable ads

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Nuh un

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If someone can give me an un-leveraged ETF 1:1 I'll put 50k. The ETF I bought is bad probably unless they crash soon!!

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Bulls are really puffing their chests out based on futures and premarket ant pumps. The rage will be un-bear-able when they see santa skipping their houses this year. Dont worry though. Satan will answer your calls.

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