I remember couple months ago you mofos said GOOG was danger of going extinct because ChatGPT was gonna eat its search lunch, AAPL is posed to die any moment for missing the AI train and NVDA had exclusive monopoly on AI hardware. GOOG AI is kicking Sam Altman's ass, kids still think iphone are better than ghetto androids and iphone sales continue to truck along and NVDA is sweating bullets on GOOG new TPU which is posed to eat its lunch.

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Sam Altman = sam bankman-fried????

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Set aide that $2 for Uncle Sam

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What would Sam Altman do?

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Uncle Sam can't take what you already set on fire.

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Sam Adams was a failed brewer

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Two thanksgiving dinners, 3 glasses of wine and a sam Adams winter lager all before 5pm This is the way

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It's not complicated. Bers shit in woods. Market hits ATHs. Uncle Sam gets a piece.

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Yeah. I already took a big hit in taxes for this year due to having to liquidate all my positions so I could YOLO into GOOGL in the first place. I know Uncle Sam is waiting for his check.

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THE AMOUNT OF BEAR COPIUM IN HERE IS HARD TO BE AROUND. I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A BEAR DEPORTATION EVENT. ALL BEARS WILL BE SENT TO A SAUDI ARABIAN MCDONALDS ATTACHED TO ONE OF SAM ALTMANS DATA CENTERS. SORT OF LIKE ONE OF THOSE WENDYS/PILOT COMBOS FILLED WITH SAD BERS COMPLAINING TO EACHOTHER.

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