I once shit a brick of salt after a Carnival Cruise. Everything they serve is pure sodium. I couldn’t even flush it. Deer came to lick it.

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It’s cheap as shit compared to the value it brings even before AI, any online software worth its salt is constantly throwing events. Clicks, changes, focus anything goes. Or else how do you do proper user behavior, how do you know the users are dropping and closing the app when using this new feature you launched sucks?

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Sounds like a CiA renditions to a salt pit of the unknown ass probing bro...u probably got a tracker since you were a kid...they probably used you for future studies. Just a thought. GL

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Complicated..Salt intake itself does not directly cause flatulence (farting), but it is a major cause of bloating. Bloating is the feeling of a swollen or full abdomen due to water retention, while farting is the release of gas produced by the breakdown of food in the gut. Hence, the culprit of salt kick starting your farts from all that shit you did today u fat fuk.

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Salt makes you fart?

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Turkey does that ...too much salt

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What flavor of calls are you buying tomorrow? I’m thinking about “opening salt” and some afternoon “who is buying?”

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Well, my turkey turned out moist and flavorful. It's all thanks to a shit ton of salt in its chest cavity and tons and tons of butter

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Dinner used to be so awful at my inlaws place that we’d have to get Steak ‘n Shake on the way home every year. Who in the actual fuck cooks oyster stuffing (fucking gross), puts no salt or pepper on anything, and absolutely zero sugar because everyone has hypoglycemia. Anyway Steak ‘n Shake is like the only place reliably open.

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Don't put any extra salt on this guy's turkey. Am I right?? Lol

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