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San juan is an americanized mexico
What about a San Diego thank you? 😎
be Michael Burry >born 1971 in San Jose, CA >age 2, get eye cancer, lose the whole thing >rock a glass eye >have no depth perception but still play football >high school: Santa Teresa, ace everything, zero friends (for the character arc) 1990s: >UCLA econ + pre-med >obsessed with stocks >start posting value picks on obscure forums >become message board mod >get noticed by Vanguard and Joel Greenblatt >start a fund 1997: >Vanderbilt med school >MD achievement unlocked >Work as a doctor while moonlighting as “Dr. Doom” on stock forums >Stanford residency in neurology > gets bored of med >quit med career >take entire inheritance + family loans and launch Scion Capital 2000-2007 >Scion returns 489% crushing $spy >spot housing bubble before everyone else >beg banks for credit default swaps on subprime mortgages >"Uh, we want to bet the house burns down?" Banks: "Lmao sure, weirdo" >investors riot: "You're insane, gimme my money!" >raise gates in a side pocket so they can’t withdraw funds 2008: >Market melts down, swaps pay out >bag $100M personally, $700M for LPs >Wall Street: "How tf did he know?" >Feds + SEC up his ass >close Scion, return capital (sick of the assholes) 2010: >gets a book written about him > "The Big Short" movie gets made >Christian Bale plays you as autistic drum-banging 300IQ spastic >Overnight fame >Relaunch as Scion Asset Management, focus water/gold/farmland >portfolio hits $100M+ by 2016 2025: >become active on Twitter >publicly short $nvda >make 20% within 3 weeks >Shut down Scion >Start Substack newsletter >Generate $10 million+ run rate revenue on day 1 for sharing shitposts
Europoor in USA for the week - i just walked around San Diego and it felt like a scene out of the walking dead not knowing its thankgiving
When I was in the Navy, met a marine on deployment. First port call was a month into deployment in Hong Kong. He bought a McDonalds burger there, left it on top of some pipe work in the berthing. Fast forward 6 months and we are about to pull into San Diego. Fucker eats it. Never made him sick. He said it just tasted like a cold 3 hour old McDonalds cheese burger.
San Francisco Fed Chair, Mary Daly, backs December rate cut Cites a vulnerable labor market
༼ つ ◕\_◕ ༽つ Take my energy TSLA-san and produce the sexbots *uwuu* ༼ つ ◕\_◕ ༽つ
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