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What kind of crazy conspiracy is this? Knowing a price target doesn’t help you know when and for how long it might hit that number for, and at best it’s a guess. They don’t pour ALL of their assets into that prediction and neither should you…
Or C, they have no idea. "Number one rule of Wall Street. Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways, or in fucking circles, least of all stockbrokers."
Head of something is just a Vice President or MD rank
The average historical return of the S&P 500 in September is negative. Barely positive in October. He wasn’t exactly going out on a limb.
Funny how one letter can take a disrespectful comment and have it sound respectful LOL.
It landed in a warm bed of this.
To be fair, he said he was bearish "until we see signs of a bottom, which could be at 4200 [or lower]" and then the S&P fell from 4400 to 4100 before rebounding. He said September and October were bad months to be in risky assets, and the S&P did go down over those two months. So it's possible he played that perfectly, got back in, and is now predicting another crash.
Sometimes I sleep outside on my shitty outdoor couch with a blanket just to feel like what it’s like to be homeless Prepping for my future Feels good man tbh honest
It totally is if you haven’t played your bankruptcy card in a while
Been up for not even five minutes and already have a regard yelling at me
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