Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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Nike must have announced a partnership with OpenAI. 📈📈

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https://preview.redd.it/7ohhxyrt7u0g1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00d0a8bab61d52857a5ac558ad556f8dd1e6fbbc No hiding RTR's been battered by headwinds: COVID fallout, debt overload, and runs a very niche model. And the product requires an intelligent, organized user to extract full value- certainly not for everyone. But cut the sh\*t: This isn't some pump-and-dump scam; there's been a structural reset worth a fresh look after the Oct 2025 recap slashed and extended debt, handed 86% control to PE (APS, STORY3, Nexus who've sunk $240M+ into it), and supercharged AI personalization that's already showing teeth (Q2 subs +13.4% to records, NPS +77% YoY). If you still think this has the same odds as past efforts run by a CEO who just likes pretty dresses, fine, but now there are turnaround pros at the wheel, not just garment enthusiasts. I laid this out upfront: an execution-dependent thesis- not blind hype. If they nail, or market believes in possibility of, subs growth, AI efficiencies, and FCF flips, minority, early entrants bag 4x+ on a squeeze; if not, it tanks. I called out the thin 4.8M float from day one: volatility's baked in, not hidden. And yes, I bought in- the small retail fry that I am - so of course I'm sharing the narrative and rooting for a re-rate. That doesn't make it a pump-and-dump, where insiders juice a turd then dump bags on retail. I'm no insider; who the hell am I dumping on with a 1% float/ .15% total ownership? Lazy jargon from folks too lazy to read a 10-Q. Dismissing this as "pump" because there's a turnaround attempt (factual, post-recap) and a float that could meme on a whisper? That's low-effort analysis- is every distressed play a scam? The game's changed: PE muscle on ops, AI tilting profitability, $300M+ revenue proving demand. If you don't see why that's worth fresh eyes, cool. But I'm cautiously optimistic PE and AI crack this; happy to listen to real counters.

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Call you up in the middle of the night Like a firefly without a light You were there like a blowtorch burning I was a key that could use a little turning So tired that I couldn't even sleep So many secrets I couldn't keep Promised myself I wouldn't weep One more promise I couldn't keep

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I don't understand why bull don't want a correction as well so they can buy a real dip, these -1% days are not going to make them rich. We need another april

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First red trading day in a month fuck me

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Come o google I need a better entry point

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if you're buying calls just make sure they last at least a week and you'll be fine

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Sellers have been trying to kill this uptrend for a long time

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