My wife keeps the nose hair cutter in the car b/c she can’t stand to see them close up while we in car

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this shit b lookin cooked

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Surely, this corn pump cant b good for bers

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warren b knows what's going on, he just doesn't care anymore

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Brk b going vertical on an up day?

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Stimmy checks, AI debt backstop, QE, rate cuts, Russian shills brokering peace deal -> oligarch money coming back to pump American stonks. B U L L I S H A S F U K

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brk/b and jpm about to throw pigs in the pit

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Be sus when everyone's bussin Be bussin when everyone's sus -papa B

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B>!ees!< in the trap

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https://preview.redd.it/49p33thrll3g1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=6709d35144b48073e8539de19b3a2f0e745983d1 Imagine how wonderful it would be if every regard, in their sweet little bedroom, finally realized that NVDA is overpriced AF, their P/B ratio is falling off a cliff, and they're no longer the only chad in their own Valhalla — the same chad that's been dragging entire indexes up on the basis of a gigantic bubble, floating precariously at the slightest shift in air, ready to pop at any moment. Imagine how loud this fall would be. Imagine all those suits on Wall Street panic-selling their entire 401k into the abyss, watching their retirement tendies evaporate while they baghold into oblivion. I can picture it. And I'm here, cash gang, waiting for this moment. When the dip comes, I'm going full degen on puts. Bears eating good this Christmas. 🐻 Position or ban: liquid and ready to short.

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