Nobody wants to have a 🥭forcibly inserted in their ports' anus, but here we are.

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Thats fine. Women are dumb, they don't know that. Ur OP (if true, and im sure ur being modest about everything) is why you have no bitches. Pickup a weight, eat a steak, and be cool man. You'll be swimming in it. No one likes hanging around uncool whiners!

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If Judge Judy can rule on a case after 5 minutes, I'm sure the Supreme Court could figure it out.

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Wrong number sir this is a casino

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You can lie and robinhood will give you as much money as you want. A friend of mine was unemployed & told them they were making 175k a year and they were like, OKAY SOUNDS GOOD HERE'S THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO PLAY WITH.

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can i load a save file from like 3 days ago because now i know what to do

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So a virgin ?

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No one wants the assistant dog. That reeks of beta. Just tell us ur a teacher!

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