Shadow banking is run out of a swimming pool?

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#Zuck is buying META from his dark pool account LMAO🤌

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Can we all please pool in some money and pay Burry? Bribe him to STFU 😭😭😭

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good news, once you get fully poor, you'll have no money or SNAP to buy food, so you'll just be starving and poor, but for a brief moment in time between fat and dead, you'll be not embarrassed to take your shirt off at the pool

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Will Apple still be green in the pool of red?

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People never realise that in space there is no up or down, only what we arbitrarily assign as up or down. If you hung upside down somewhere with non-negligible gravity, blood will pool in your head and eventually kill you. But in space such a death would never happen.

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Sell all shares, buy a swimming pool, fill with bleach, and take a dip.

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**The Bigger Short (2027)** **Tagline:** “You’d think we’d learn the first time.” **Starring:** * **Jenna Ortega** as a Gen-Z day trader live-streamer turned whistleblower * **Donald Glover** as an ex-Robinhood employee leaking internal risk memos * **Simu Liu** as a charismatic finfluencer selling “passive income crypto courses” mid-crash * **Rami Malek** as the developer of the AI-optimizing hedge fund algorithm that *accidentally* shorts the entire economy * **Zendaya** as a data scientist warning that the models are training on hallucinated financial data * **Pedro Pascal** as a billionaire crypto exchange CEO, FTX-style, doing philanthropy panels while laundering funds * **Meryl Streep** as the Treasury Secretary trying to calm markets while protecting donors * **Adam Driver** as an economist who predicted the crash with a 400-page Substack no one read * **Bill Burr** as a blue-collar pension manager watching retirement funds vaporize **Cameos (Celebrity Explain-ers):** |Cameo|“Breaking the 4th Wall” Explanation Scene| |:-|:-| |**Margot Robbie** (returning)|Explains leverage in a bathtub.| |**MrBeast**|Explains liquidity traps using a giant YouTube money pool.| |**Taylor Swift**|Explains how synthetic AI-traded indexes are *not* regulated like securities.| |**John Oliver**|Rants about why “regulation” is now just a PowerPoint with emojis.| |**The Rock**|Explains pension fund derivatives using protein powder scoops.|

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It'll affect taxes even if I keep it in the pool?

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After hours trading involves a smaller pool of stocks to trade. Not only is the market closed which means only major brokers that want to sell at 2am are selling but not many people are buying at 2am. This is degen hours.

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