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Did I not type? I have two kids, aged five and nine
That’s just his Berkshire, guy also founded Munger Tolles, had his own investing firm, and has given away absolutely massive amounts of money (nine figures to Stanford alone). 2.7 way undercounts it
I was an avid reader of WSB before it got huge. You, sir, represent the sort of content that makes this forum great. Odds are you won't succeed, but you are trying and watching your story unfold in real time is exactly what this place needs. I just need you to confirm you aren't going to go soft. I'm not gonna lie, when you get to $800k and go to push that buy button it's gonna get difficult. I need you to commit to me right fucking now that you aren't going to go soft on this thing. You could lose seven, eight, nine hundred grand. Are you cool with that?
I have confidence. I see the wisdom in taking the surefire 24% today because once this account hits $200k (notice I said once it hits $200k, not if it hits $200k) the difference between a 24% and 26% daily return gets up to the thousands and once you get over $500k it is a $10k difference minimum. You were $20 short today but these early days are irrelevant, the big money starts rolling closer to Christmas and I for one, am going to be here cheering you on to put up gigantic gains that last week of December. I can't wait! You are like a star football coach who just called a safe draw play on 1st and 10 as the clock was winding down to close out the half. You had a great play and now you're ready to go bigger and punch that ball into the endzone. You can do this!!! Imagine what will happen when you win this month. If you manage to win just nine more times next year you will have ten million dollars (less taxes). All off a thousand bucks. You're gonna have a lot of haters and detractors. Ignore the noise.
Seems fairly easy to me. Step one - use some cash to buy a cheap laptop. Step two - install the TailsOS onto a memory stick. Step three - boot up new laptop using Tails and launch your Tor browser. Step four - put feelers out on the dark web (a little investigative work and you can find truly unpleasant people pretty quickly). Step five - start frequenting your local casino, become a big spender, make friends, buy drinks - repeat for approx 1 - 3 months. Step six - after doing the appropriate DD choose your assassin - agree to an all cash payment. Step seven - go back to the casino take out your usual big stack and lose until you have the required fee left over for your murderer. Step eight - on the day of the murder go into the casino as normal, don’t do anything out of the norm, buy drinks, chat etc. Step nine - if everything has gone to plan destory any and all devices used and drop the cash off at the pre-agreed drop points. There! You’ve had your enemy killed and it can not be traced back to you electronically. If questions are asked you have an alibi for why large sums of cash have been taken out of your account which has also established your physical location alibi. The drop off is really your only risk and I believe with the appropriate amount of caution this can be negated. There are some sub-steps/extra precautions I would, hypothetically, take to belt and braces it, but I believe this shows that with patience, time and effort (plus large amounts of disposable income from the settlement) you too can have people killed for your pleasure.
Now we need to relate it to births (adjusted for nine months).
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne...
Nine Inch Nails march of the pigs
LOL. Martin Brundle is a very famous racing driver. He had nine seasons in F1 and won Le Mans.
>The UK government's Factory Act of 1833 attempted to reduce the hours adults and children worked in the textile industry. A fifteen-hour working day was to start at 5.30 a.m. and to cease at 8.30 p.m. Children of nine to thirteen years could work no more than 9 hours, and workers of a younger age were prohibited. There were, however, only four factory inspectors, and factory owners flouted this law. In the same year Owen stated: "Eight hours' daily labor is enough for any [adult] human being, and under proper arrangements sufficient to afford an ample supply of food, raiment and shelter, or the necessaries and comforts of life, and for the remainder of his time, every person is entitled to education, recreation and sleep." What a gross and stinky thing these socialist advocated for.
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