Me: Buys AMC 130 @ 8.75: "Nice dip."
AMC: Immediately shits bed, dropping a full 25 cents in 30 seconds.
Me: ...Because of course it did.
Sorry everyone, sorry. I fucked us on AMC. Sorry.
It's fine... it's fine... it'll bounce to nine or better tomorrow like it do.
yeah, the number of people on here who think that a subreddit can actually influence the market just proves how overinflated our egos are. Maybe there are nine million of us, but that *still* doesn't compare to the inconceivable amount of wealth held by institutions. this is why i don't consider myself a capitalist even though i play the markets, we're less than a drop in the bucket.
Just a short while ago, I was down 12 on Boeing, up nine on PLTR and up 1 on NIO, I’m about to break even on Boeing, I’m down five on Palantir and down eight on NIO and my balance is essentially the same
Wooha wooha the market opens at Nine Thirty
its the biggest casino and its mighty
I buy GME and love my tendie
Melvin citadel RH screw me and play dirty
DFV says to hold and I believe in him and all my hommie
Cramer calls me a bag holder and thinks i am a dummy
WSB is my place and logging on makes me horny
so I only plan to buy hodl as work hard and earn my money
not like those that borrow or short and called heddgie
GIMME GME GIMME GME GIMME GME GIMME GME GIMME!
Ground Control to Major Retard
Ground Control to Major Retard
Take your Rocket pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Retard (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing countdown, engines on (five, four, three)
Check ignition and may WSB’s love be with you (two, one, liftoff)
This is Ground Control to Major Retard
You've really made the grade
And the paper hands want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
"This is Major Retard to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Do that and ignore their QoQ performance and other forward looking metrics.
Edit: UWM maintained an average application to clear to close time ("Days to Close") of approximately 18 days in Q420, while management’s estimate of the industry average grew to approximately 52 days1, 10 days higher than the nine month average of 42 days1 as of September 2020.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/uwm-holdings-corporation-announces-uwm-212900851.html