“Jamie can you gobble up another shit bank with distressed assets? Thanks buddy, with love - J poppa” Dimon’s VM message

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https://packaged-media.redd.it/63f3mct1nqvf1/pb/m2-res_450p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1760752800&s=c2a0cf587017cfbb1a23ba728b17f83710f9a474 u/DatBurner-J

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I need J Powell card pls

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I like what you did here with the use of words like "charge" and "pump". "Charge" of course is often applied to batteries, and Tesla is a large maker of batteries. And yet here you applied the word to the stock price. And "pump" of course is the old way we used to add fuel to cars and even though Tesla makes cars that are electric, you still chose to use the word "pump" because it, too, can apply to the stock price. This comment is a rich tapestry of meaning that illuminates the human condition and the soul of man. Nonetheless we have chose to award this year's Nobel prize in literature to Donald J. Trump.

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J Pow: Is the bank crisis in the room with us now? Imagine going up against a guy with a voracious appetite for toxic debt and a willingness for unlimited bailouts. Did Silicon Valley teach us nothing?  They won’t rug pull till they catch us all sleeping. 

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i know is j p morgan actually just a facade held to together with popsicle sticks? maybe he should walk with a pimp cane and gold teeth and go by Jim Diamond.

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I blame Soybean farmers, even though it’s probably the J

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j a v b us .

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From the article: "A spokesperson for Kenvue Inc. (NYSE:KVUE), the consumer health company spun off from J&J, which is now responsible for talc-related claims outside the U.S. and Canada, denied the allegations." Johnson & Johnson, Kenvue Named In First Ever UK Legal Action Over Talc Cancer Claims https://www.webullapp.com/news-detail/13691598990938112?__app_cfg__=%7B%22supportTheme%22%3Atrue%7D&sourcePage=Stock&tickerId=950986527&audioNewsPlayedDuration=&theme=1&color=2&hl=en&android_sdk_int=35&canary-version=&_v=1&sp=1&statusBarHeightV2=27&isLite=true&wbFontSetting=standard&wbFontUnit=29&wbFontSize=29&isSubsNews=false

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When they spun off KVUE, they accepted liability for lawsuits outside the US and Canada. Today, the UK announced the talc lawsuits and named Kenvue along with J&J. I can't find the article right now.

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