Today I learned there are more private equity firms than McDonalds in the USA. I have no idea what to do with this information.

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I watch a lot of Hollywood movies. Was the peace pact between Palestine and Israel actually a sign that USA&Israel failed? I mean the most Hollywood thing to happen was for USA &Israel to infiltrate Palestine and free all the hostages right? Then when Palestine has no hostage USA would be able to demand more. But now we have a peace pact and hostage exchange. Did USA & Israel actually lost?

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I wonder where Patrick and Avi are today (the two analysts that wrote this)

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oh my god, from dumping at open the market is now taking me to heaven, IV is pumping me to valhalla i will see you there boys, we are reaching utopia! 🖨️

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Was sad bc lost my money in 30min.now I have all the free time to shitpost

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I bought JPM calls

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I told you all to buy tmq for my friend who crossed the border from New Mexico to america! Now you all failed!

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My coworker wouldn’t stop talking to me and I fat fingered selling an option and it filled at 10% less than it was 💀 I need to stop doing this at work

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she was the reason u weren't winning.. once she left, your life picks up. i actually knew of a guy who bought a few bitcoins for a couple hundred dollars back in the day. his wife got mad and forced him to sell.. if only he didnt listen to his wife or didnt have a wife, he would be wealthy today

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why am i ALWAYS rebuying the falling stocks (amazon nvidia) hoping for a V instead of rebuying the stocks that go up (google/meta)

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