Farewell to J-Pow, the ultimate "Money Printer Go Brrr" legend. As you pack up your printer and head for the exit on May 15, the entire sub salutes you for your service in making our portfolios look like a Jackson Pollock painting—mostly red with occasional splashes of "soft landing" delusion. We’ll never forget the way you’d walk to the podium, whisper the word "transitory," and immediately send the VIX to the moon while our 0DTE calls evaporated into the ether. You were the only man brave enough to hike rates while the economy was screaming in the backseat, all while maintaining that "poker face of doom" that could make a grown bull cry. May your retirement be filled with infinite liquidity and zero "sticky" inflation. We hope you find a hobby that doesn’t involve incinerating our life savings, though we suspect you’ll just be at the casino, staring at the roulette wheel and waiting for the data to become "sufficiently restrictive" before you place a bet. You were the hero we deserved, but definitely not the one our bank accounts needed. Godspeed, you magnificent hawk; we’ll see you in the breadline. Bull r fuk.

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J pow was only making 191k a year? Obviously nothing to scoff at but that for the head of the reserve? Holy underpaid

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The administration spread misinformation. Of course, it only works on people who lack knowledge about the details of foreign tax codes. Not really a key item for students to learn about unless you are in that field.

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just broke through key moving averages after consolidating for weeks. first time breaking in months and only time it has done so while building a legit base

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You think $NVDA ball tickling $200 key level after a weird ass previous day dump is "natural price action" They burning premium from those who bought OTM "on the dip" past $205

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The key to wealth is scale. Some people buy 1 home and rent it out. Why not 10? Scale is money, money is scale. 100 units to 10,000

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Next tweet “I am happy to announce the wonderful (whomever) of the EU has agreed to build in America blah blah blah. (Insert words that trigger buy algos here). Donld J Pump” Then a fucking rocket.  Otherwise we bleed for the rest of the day. (Done on a 5-15m EMA for spx obvi) 

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Discovered the key to investing: buy copious amount of stock on leverage and delete the app. Give 2nd authentication to somebody else so you can’t just log in whenever you need your fix.

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(Comfort Systems USA, Inc.) Do you follow the stock $FIX? I do. Here's what I've learned 😡 On April 30, 2026, William J. Sandbrook, a board member, sold 1,500 shares, average $1,732.67 per share. Total value: $2.6 million. 😡 Bearish

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You profited from the actions (holding) of others. You are not really a part of this movement, you are a profiteer looking to make a quick buck. If every ape thought like you did, we would have never climbed back from $40. You are able to profit by eating off the plates of other apes, and pretending it doesn't matter. The price drops because people like you sell for profit during key times, I wish you would invest somewhere else.

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